Usain Bolt and Yohan Blake want to play in IPL.

The news came as a bolt from the blue. Or should we say a fraction of a second slower than a Bolt?

Dashing entrepreneur Vijay Mallya has sprinted past competitors and signed Yohan Blake for the Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB). The Jamaican sprinter, who has gone on record saying he can bowl faster than Zaheer Khan, will be donning red and golden yellow to turn out alongside his Jamican buddy Chris Gayle in the next season of the yearly extravaganza.

“We have always admired fast men from Jamaica,” Mallya declared in a press release. “Michael Holding and Courtney Walsh have been my all-time favourites. There is no reason why Blake cannot emulate them.”

When quizzed by pressmen about the rationality of employing sprinters as cricketers, Mallya was quick off his blocks, “It was a well-thought out decision. As the owner of Kunigal Farm, I know a thing or two about studs who race. I can guarantee Blake’s success. He has shown the world that he has speed. All he needs to work on is to release the ball at the end of his run. We have Venkatesh Prasad to guide him for that.”

RCB director Sidhartha Mallya added, “When Blake voiced his willingness, we wasted no time to sign him. And this has been done before. I am informed that Milkha Singh did play Test cricket for India.”

It was left to the Team mentor Anil Kumble to clarify that the media managers of the unit had confused India’s pioneering Olympic athlete with the former left-handed batsman of the same name.

“But, cricket does have more than a spurious connection with athletics,” the legendary leg-spinner added. “WG Grace was a champion 400 yard hurdler and CB Fry had been a joint world record holder for the long jump. Also, Middlesex cricketer Alastair McCorquodale won the silver medal in the 4x100 m relay at the London Olympics in 1948. Given that Blake won silver at this year’s London Olympics, we have history on our side.”

In further stunning developments, late night reports came in from reliable sources about a bidding battle that has been launched between Shah Rukh Khan of the Kolkata Knight Riders (KKR) and Nita Ambani of the Mumbai Indians for the services of Usain Bolt.

“At least one spot for an all-rounder is open,” Trevor Bayliss, the KKR coach, informed us, obviously hinting at Yusuf Pathan’s repeated failures last season. “In 2009, Bolt hit Gayle for a six and then rattled his stumps during a match in Jamaica. He will be the ideal answer to RCB’s Blake.”

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Viresh(Nick Fury) wrote:Those u believe this are IDIOTS

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Usain Bolt said he is ready for the IPL if an offer was made while
Yohan Blake revealed cricket was his first love and would love to play
for Royal Challengers Bangalore.





“I am ready for the IPL…if I get a chance it’s something new to try.
It’s going to be fun and give me joy. If I get a chance, it will be
something wonderful to do,” Bolt said.





If Bolt seems to talking about his IPL ‘dreams’with a tinge of humour, Blake seemed more serious.






The Jamaican, who claims he is an all-rounder, said: "Of course I want
to play in the IPL. Cricket is my first love and if I get the chance I
want to play. A couple of teams want me to come and try out because my
game is supposed to be good. I will be going to Mumbai (Indians) and
also (Royal Challengers) Bangalore. I love you Indian people," he said.

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LOL :O RCB already offered Blake a contract. he is gonna play for them from next season onwards :O

Viresh(Nick Fury) wrote:Baptu is fake

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Anurag wrote:LOL RCB already offered Blake a contract. he is gonna play for them from next season onwards

Baptu

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Šv wrote:Its not fake .

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u must be jokin....thn cricket standard has gone down so low tht they will take any person as cricketer nw... ..cricket acedamy bananeka matlab kya hota hai....haat mein bat uthao aur ipl join karlo...

Dashing entrepreneur Vijay Mallya has sprinted past competitors and signed Yohan Blake for the Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB).

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Viresh(Nick Fury) wrote:Every1 wants to join my team -> RCB 8)

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